Pastaronny

Description
Pastaronny is a Pastard and Scrungus Mc.C's cousin. He's what's known as a "Pastard" (Also known as "Spaghettaborns"), a rare species of Huemayuns. His pasta armor makes him the perfect tank character, and one of the best followers in the game when it comes to both offensive and defensive strategies.

Stats

 * Attack - 76
 * Clear shot chance - 43%
 * Defense - 56
 * Finishing hit bonus - 25%
 * Speed - 44
 * Final Opportunity chance - 4.6%

Strategies
Pastaronny is the perfect character for several strats, here are just a few of them.


 * Meat tank: Used mainly to protect other characters and deal massive ammounts of damage-
 * Walking airplane: Spend all hit chances on aerial and vertical attacks
 * Barnstormer: Spend all hit point and hit chances on aerial and weapon-based attacks

Story
Pastaronny was born in Spunter's Landing to a family of chefs, valet drivers and hotel owners. He didn't know about his cousin, Scrungus Mc. Chungles until they met in the Warproam subworld of Plunderland in 2023. After they meet, team up, and eventually destroy the Warplord, he went back to the surface and decided to move to France and continue his current chef career. 25 years later, he became a trainer for a new rising faction seen in  Warproam : Tactics , the latest entry in the series (December 5th, 2020), known as The Foreyard Army, who are building an army to defeat the Warplord's revived cousin. He died in 2067 during the final battle against him.

Facts

 * Pastaronny suffers from Submechanophobia
 * Despite the fact that the word "pasta" is in his name, his favorite type of food is chicken.
 * In early versions of the game, Pastaronny was called Pastapond, and in an even earlier version he was known as "Spaghetto", the singular of spaghetti.
 * Very near the end of his 5 year career as a messenger, he got into a heated argument with a Mansquito about pineapple on pizza that caused a fight, eventually leading to him getting a concussion.
 * In the game files of Warproam : State of Crustiness, you can find an unused audio of Pastaronny being split in half. Since there is only one character in the entire game that can die in such a way, this has lead to some theories of an alternate ending or special sequence where, instead of being spared by the Daimon Order, he is killed, however there are no other files in the game to back up this claim.
 * His favorite drink is Manterygoes, mechanical grape flavor.